All Yours
Golfing Widow(er)
by Colombo
4 months ago
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Last updated 4 months ago.
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not – don’t you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn’t you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I’d get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it’s a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she’s left-handed." WIFE: – - – silence – - HUSBAND: "**"
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