All Yours
Pulling Rank
by Colombo
6 months ago
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Jokes
Last updated 6 months ago.
In olden times, when trains had compartments off the corridors, four men were sat in 1st Class.
One of them put down his Times and said, "To the devil with this English reserve, I’m going to introduce myself. I am Brigadier Smythe of the 51st Whatsits. I’m happily married with 3 sons at Eton.".
One of the others said "By jove, what a coincidence. I’m also a Brigadier, with 3 sons, but at Harrow".
The third one said "You are hardly going to believe this, but I, too am a Brigadier. I’m happily married, with 3 sons at Marlborough".
The fourth, a little chap, but in a typical bookie’s suit, said "Well, hell. You fellas ain’t going to believe this".
One of the Brigadiers said "Don’t tell us you are a Brigadier".
"No," said the little chap, "I only made lance corporal. I never married, but I have three sons. They’re all Brigadiers".
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