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Jokes

Jokes

Public group created by johngreen 6 months ago, with 10 members and 4 posts.
In category Humour.

I typed the word "Jokes" and not one category came up? Wow! Thats scary.. come lets losen up a little and spread some laughter! share your jokes with us! But…Keep ‘em clean.

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New Baby

by johngreen 6 months ago
Last updated about 1 month ago.

My friend went to see his sisters new baby… His sister said to him…"would you like to wind him for me" My friend thought her request was a bit harsh…so he just gave the baby a Dead leg instead…


Latest comment by johngreen about 1 month ago

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive….. so, I took…

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Golfing Widow(er)

by Colombo about 1 month ago
Last updated about 1 month ago.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not – don’t you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn’t you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I’d get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it’s a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her…

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Pulling Rank

by Colombo 3 months ago
Last updated 3 months ago.

In olden times, when trains had compartments off the corridors, four men were sat in 1st Class.

One of them put down his Times and said, "To the devil with this English reserve, I’m going to introduce myself. I am Brigadier Smythe of the 51st Whatsits. I’m happily married with 3 sons at Eton.".

One of the others said "By jove, what a coincidence. I’m also a Brigadier, with 3 sons, but at Harrow".

The third one said "You are hardly going…

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The happy couple

by mimi 5 months ago
Last updated 5 months ago.

A happy couple were celebrating their 20th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

"Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I have been unfaithful on three occasions."

"What? How could you?"

"Let me tell you about it," she said.

"The first…

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